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The Religion Of Football

Here in Alabama, there are three classes was in school we prayed before EVERY
of people: Alabama Crimson Tide fans, test, not just math.Then there's Judge
Auburn Tiger fans, and atheists. Two of Roy Moore, one of God's team captains, if
the three will go to Hell when they die. you will. Moore is the Alabama judge who
Which two depends entirely on who you has a plaque of the Ten Commandments
ask.Those Alabamians who like football hanging on the wall in his courtroom. The
but have no particular team preference Supreme Court has ordered the plaque to
are called, "agnostics." It is the hope be taken down, but our beloved governor,
of the faithful that someday these poor, Fob "I'm The Law In These Parts" James,
pathetic souls will purchase an Alabama has said that he'll send in the National
jacket or be given an Auburn cap and Guard to make sure the plaque stays up.
thereby experience the joy of committing You can call this beefing up the
themselves to a particular team. Until defense.Which brings up another question:
then, they are considered social and if Alabama secedes from the Union because
recreational outcasts. To pray for them of ACLU and NCAA oppression, does that
is all that we can do.Why all the make Fob our king? If so, I think that's
religious references in a column that's more than reason enough not to secede.
supposed to be about football? Because King Fob. Sounds like a giant gorilla
religion and football are closely with a speech impediment, doesn't it.Back
entwined, my friend, with much more in to the subject at hand, I think the
common than you may think. Note this opinion that football has become a
passage from the Big Playbook of St. bonafide religion is further attested to
Gipper, recently discovered in a dark by the fact that no one has yet tried to
basement on the campus of Notre Dame shove a legal crowbar between organized
University.The passage reads: "And on the religion and organized college football.
seventh day God created football and all Maybe they realize how futile their
was right with the world... until Satan efforts would be. Or maybe they're just
brought forth the referees..."It is afraid of divine retribution. I
impossible to believe in college football understand Bear Bryant and Shug Jordan
without also believing in a Higher Power. were not men to be crossed while they
Here in Alabama - and in a whole lot of were here on earth. God forbid some
other places - football is a religion. To heretic ACLU lawyer upset them now.When
some, it is the only religion. Blasphemy, the Universities of Alabama and Auburn
you say? I don't think so. More prayers play one another as they did last
are said and answered during the average weekend, the faithful drop whatever
college football game than in most they're doing and flock to the game like
churches during a month of Sundays. That wise men chasing a far off star. The
explains why evangelists love to hold entire state stands still. Try finding a
revivals in football stadiums. The mood washing machine repairman or an emergency
has already been set. The congregation room doctor during an Alabama/Auburn
holds season tickets.Consider this: game. They are nowhere to be found. You
Alabama has been getting a lot of may die in dirty clothes, but that's what
national press lately because of two you get for not attending the big
things: game.The ending of this year's Iron Bowl
(1) The quality (or lack thereof) of the was, as it always is, of apocalyptic
University of Alabama's football team and proportions. In the final moments of the
game, just before the buzzer sounded to
(2) Moral stands being taken and legal signal the end, everyone's faith was put
battles being waged by Alabamians over to the test. As the clock ticked down -
the separation of church and state. 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... you were
Football and religion. Religion and either devoutly for Alabama or had
football. And on we go.Playing offense completely given your life to
for God in Alabama are folks like the Auburn.There was no "Atheist" section in
high school students who walked out of these stands.Amen.From "Small Business
class because they weren't allowed a Q&A" With Tim Knox
moment of prayer before a math test. Tim Knox is a nationally-known
Personally, I'd rather have my teenagers entrepreneur, author, speaker, and radio
saying prayers in school classrooms than show host.
singing rap songs and riding around in Tim has helped hundreds of entrepreneurs
loud cars. I do think these young people realize their business dreams.
are limiting themselves, though. When I




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