How Rachel McAdams and Jessica Alba Relate To College Football

Here are some random thoughts on lastJohnson.Here are the numbers, and you decide:
weekend's college football action:- My favorite fanManningham - 21 catches, 452 yards, 21.5
poster of the weekend was one I saw at Iowaaverage and 7 touchdowns.
behind the College Gameday set. The sign read: "IJohnson - 25 catches, 426 yards, 17.0 average
skipped my sister's wedding to come to theand 7 touchdowns.Remember, Manningham has
Game of the Year! Sorry Jill." That's classic. But itSteve Breaston (19 catches) on the other side,
was another sign in that same crowd that reallywhile Johnson has no one with more than 12
peaked my interest. A kid in Florida Gators colorscatches.- What in good God's name was going on
held one and it read: "Give Tebow Thewith that Virginia-Duke line last week? The
Heisman!"Senior starter Chris Leak is, to some, aCavaliers began as more than a touchdown
legitimate Heisman Trophy candidate. Yet, he can'tfavorite but the line kept trickling down to a close
even get respect from his own fans. Whatof just -4. I loved this game, but got scared off
gives?In a way, I understand how Gators fansthe line by the movement. Paranoia crept in during
can be torn. Freshman Tim Tebow had to bailthe dark of night, seizing my senses and
Leak out in Tennessee on a criticaloverwhelming reason. The result: no play.Yeah, so
fourth-and-one, and it wasn't until Tebow made anVirginia kicked the crap out of the Blue Devils
appearance in the second half that the Gators got37-0. And the only thing I was surprised by was
it going against Alabama. He's feisty, he's themy own stupidity. What can you do? And I still,
spark off the bench, and he's the most popularfor the life of me, can't figure out how Duke
guy on the team - the backup QB. Also, Tebow iscovered against Wake Forest in week two. I'm
a freshman so he's soaked that magic word:still bitter.- Looking at the AP Polls, two things
Potential. And that can be as intoxicating as junglejump out at me. First, there's no way Georgia
juice at a frat house.But Leak is the one whoshould be No. 10. They're juggling high school
makes the machine work in Florida. The Gatorsquarterbacks, and the regular "starter" Joe
aren't going to run the table in the SEC, but thatTereshinski has about 15 seconds of actual
doesn't mean they can't have a fantastic seasonexperience. They're receivers drop almost as
and possibly make a national title run. But aftermany passes as the Falcons, and though the
they lose to either LSU or Auburn - no chancedefense is first-rate they've still had to come
they win both - the only thing that could derailfrom behind to beat Colorado and Ole Miss.On the
their year is if Urban Meyer gets an itchy triggerflip side, Clemson should be ranked higher than 15.
finger with Leak.- I still don't think anyone is readyTheir one loss was in overtime at Boston College
to embrace Ohio State as a classic, elite,when their extra point was blocked. The Tigers
juggernaut, unanimous national title shoo-in. Theare second in the nation in scoring and are the
Buckeyes are like a Rachel McAdams - betterleast shaky team in a very suspect ACC. I'll be
looking than you think, and solid in everything theysurprised if they don't win the league title, and
do. But college fans and writers are still seducedthink after they railroad Wake Forest this week
by teams like Florida or USC, which are like athey'll find their way into the Top 10.- Here are
Jessica Alba - incredibly hot, but not muchsome quick-hit thoughts for you:
substance when it comes to taking care ofTCU looked extremely flat for a team trying to
business.Even Vegas oddsmakers appear to beextend the nation's longest winning streak.Boise
seduced by the Alba ass, because they are stillState looked like a team on a mission against
undervaluing Ohio State. The Buckeyes have beenUtah, but it will be interesting to see if they can
an ATM machine, posting 12 straight against thebring that intensity on the road for a second
spread victories dating back to last year. That'sweek in a row. The same thing goes for
unheard of for a team with such nationalOregon.South Florida quarterback Matt Grothe will
exposure.The reason is partially their outstandingbe a solid NFL quarterback someday. That kid
play, but partially soft lines. During that 12-gamemakes all the throws, and has a lot of moxie for
run the Buckeyes have faced only two spreadsa freshman.I agree that Northern Illinois running
of more than 20 points. Comparatively, Texasback Garrett Wolfe should be in the Heisman
saw seven spreads of more than 20 points lastdiscussion but there's no way he wins
year during its 10-2 ATS season. The Longhornsit.Washington State showed a lot of heart last
saw only two single-digit lines - against Ohio Stateweekend, and if NT Sedrick Ellis and WR Dwayne
and Southern Cal.- In the third quarter of its gameJarrett don't play this weekend then Washington
at South Carolina the Auburn Tigers horded thecould hang around with USC.Tebow's late fumble
ball like Iranian royalty hording their country's oilagainst Alabama showed why it's so important to
fortune. The Tigers offense had possession forbet a favorite that you like early in the week.How
the entire - I mean ENTIRE - third quarter andis Illinois celebrating on anyone's home field? And
put the squeeze on the Cocks en route to ahow hilarious was that John L. Williams meltdown.
24-10 lead. My bet at Auburn (-13.5) was lookingPLAYOFFS!?!?- So, you think Arizona State coach
smooth.But then at the most critical junction ofDirk Koetter is second-guessing the way he dealt
that game the Tigers looked tentative. I waswith his preseason quarterback situation?
expecting to see the killer instinct of a nationalEssentially it was a lose-lose-lose situation.
championship contender. Instead I sawKoettner's Sun Devils are going down in flames.
hesitancy.South Carolina's first second-halfRudy Carpenter is completing just 54 percent of
possession didn't take place until there was justhis passes and has nine interceptions in his five
14:11 left in the game. If Auburn had attacked S.games. Sam Keller is on his way to Nebraska,
Carolina and forced a three-and-out it could'vewhere he will have to sit out a year for
gotten ugly. Instead, their scheme was passive.transferring. What a mess.- Here's your weekly
They only rushed three defenders and fell backupdate on nonconference records by BCS
into a soft zone. Naturally, the Cocks got in aschools:ACC: 3-0 straight-up, 1-1 against the
rhythm offensively and scored a touchdown.spread (20-10 SU, 7-17 ATS for the season)
After Auburn got shut down, it was then back inBig East: 4-1 SU, 3-1 ATS (25-8 SU, 20-6 ATS)
the hands of USC and Auburn avoided overtimeBig 10: 0-1 SU, 1-0 ATS (28-9 SU, 17-14 ATS)
only because of dropped passes.- Who is the bestBig 12: 2-0 SU, 0-0 ATS (33-14 SU, 19-13 ATS)
receiver in college football? And before youPac 10: 0-0 SU, 0-0 ATS (20-7 SU, 10-14 ATS)
automatically say "Mario Manningham", theSEC: 3-0 SU, 1-2 ATS (25-7 SU, 15-14
Heisman candidate from Michigan, I have anotherATS)Questions or comments for Robert?
name for you to consider: Georgia Tech's Calvin